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Posted Sat Dec 4 2010: from Associated Press:
Ft. Wayne billboard to herald Jesus' return in May
A Christian group is proclaiming Jesus' impending return in billboards going up Fort Wayne and other U.S. cities for the holiday season. Allison Warden, one of the founders of Raleigh, N.C.-based We Can Know, said Wednesday that an analysis of Scripture, particularly the genealogies, shows Jesus will come in May. "God actually provides a calendar that points to May 21, 2011, as the day for Christ to return," she said.
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