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Sun, Nov 16, 2008
from Khaleej Times Online:
Dead Fish Raise a Stink on Beaches in Fujairah
Dibba-Al Fujairah and Dibba Al Hesn municipalities have stepped up their efforts to remove the huge collection of dead fish from their shores due to the red tide phenomenon. The residents of Dibba-Fujairah and Dibba-Al Hesn have been complaining of the stench arising out of the situation. The red tide phenomenon occurs when there is higher than normal concentration of microscopic algae Karenia brevis in an area. The organism produces a toxin that affects the central nervous system of fish. ...


A redding tide floats all fish.

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Sun, Nov 16, 2008
from Fredericton Times and Transcript:
Hazardous chemical spill forces residents, nearby businesses not to use water for anything but flushing toilet
An estimated 2,700 litres of chromium trioxide acid spilled from a location occupied by Custom Machine and Hardchrome Inc. on Melissa Street in the industrial park just outside Fredericton's city limits. The well on site has been contaminated with high levels of chromium. One of four monitoring wells drilled around the contaminated well has also shown higher levels of chromium, but consultants believe contaminated groundwater is being carried away from homes in the area.... Officials have said the incident was caused by human error. ...


ummm... well, yeah, "human error".

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Sat, Nov 15, 2008
from Guardian (UK):
Campaigner wins seven-year battle to force rethink on use of pesticides
An environmental campaigner yesterday won a landmark victory against the government in a long-running legal battle over the use of pesticides. The high court ruled that Georgina Downs, who runs the UK Pesticides Campaign, had produced "solid evidence" that people exposed to chemicals used to spray crops had suffered harm. The court said the government had failed to comply with a European directive designed to protect rural communities from exposure to the toxins. It said the environment department, Defra, must reassess its policy and investigate the risks to people who are exposed. Defra had argued that its approach to the regulation and control of pesticides was "reasonable, logical and lawful". ...


We return to the quaint notion that governments exist to protect its citizens.

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Sat, Nov 15, 2008
from Bloomberg News:
Wrinkle Fillers Linked to 'Serious' Side Effects
Some people who received wrinkle-fillers suffered "serious and unexpected" side effects such as the inability to control facial muscles, disfigurement and rare life-threatening allergic reactions, U.S. regulators said.... Non-surgical cosmetic procedures increased more than eightfold between 1997 and 2007, according to the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery. About 1.36 million women and 84,000 men received wrinkle-fillers last year, according to the plastic surgery group. ...


But I want to look like Joan Rivers!

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Thu, Nov 13, 2008
from London Daily Telegraph:
Victoria's Secret sued after bra 'made women ill'
Several women have claimed that underwear from the leading lingerie firm, which uses supermodels including Giselle Bundchen and Heidi Klum, made them ill. One woman even claims to have been left permanently scarred after wearing the Angels Secret Embrace bra...A US medical Web site was flooded with complaints against the underwear company. ...


Could Victoria's Secret be... formaldehyde?

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Thu, Nov 13, 2008
from Nature:
Modified genes spread to local maize
Transgenes from genetically modified (GM) maize (corn) crops have been found in traditional 'landrace' maize in the Mexican heartland, a study says. The work largely confirms a similar, controversial result published in Nature in 2001 and may reignite the debate in Mexico over GM crops. ...


GM nows stands for goin' mobile!

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Thu, Nov 13, 2008
from LA Times:
California economy loses $28 billion yearly to health effects of pollution
The California economy loses about $28 billion annually due to premature deaths and illnesses linked to ozone and particulates spewed from hundreds of locations in the South Coast and San Joaquin air basins, according to findings released Wednesday by a Cal State Fullerton research team. Most of those costs, about $25 billion, are connected to roughly 3,000 smog-related deaths each year, but additional factors include work and school absences, emergency room visits, and asthma attacks and other respiratory illnesses, said team leader Jane Hall, a professor of economics and co-director of the university's Institute for Economics and Environment Studies. ...


This is normally considered acceptable collateral damage.

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Wed, Nov 12, 2008
from London Daily Telegraph:
Submarine in worst nuclear leak since 80s
The Royal Navy is facing serious questions about why it kept quiet for four days about one of the worst radioactive spillages in recent years. More than 61 gallons (280 litres) of toxic coolant poured into a river from a burst hose as it was being pumped from the nuclear submarine HMS Trafalgar on November 7. But the Navy has only now admitted to the spill of the liquid, which contained tritium, a substance which can cause burns, cancer and DNA mutations as it breaks down. ...


That little baby took a big leak!

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Tue, Nov 11, 2008
from Bloomberg News:
Radioactive Beer Kegs Menace Public, Boost Costs for Recyclers
French authorities made headlines last month when they said as many as 500 sets of radioactive buttons had been installed in elevators around the country. It wasn't an isolated case. Improper disposal of industrial equipment and medical scanners containing radioactive materials is letting nuclear waste trickle into scrap smelters, contaminating consumer goods, threatening the $140 billion trade in recycled metal and spurring the United Nations to call for increased screening. ...


Going down?

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