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Sun, Oct 12, 2008
from Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel:
Donation raises questions for head of FDA's bisphenol A panel
A retired medical supply manufacturer who considers bisphenol A to be "perfectly safe" gave $5 million to the research center of Martin Philbert, chairman of the Food and Drug Association panel about to make a pivotal ruling on the chemical's safety. Philbert did not disclose the donation, which is nearly 50 times larger than the $210,000 annual budget of the University of Michigan Risk Science Center, where he is founder and co-director. ...


Conflict of interest is a form of pollution.

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Sun, Oct 12, 2008
from McClatchy Newspapers:
U.S. taps Canada's oil sands -- but at an environmental cost
...While oil supplies are dwindling in some places, or disrupted by hurricanes, threatened by terrorist attacks or controlled by hostile governments, Alberta's oil sands -- a patch of forest about the size of Florida with a sea of oil beneath it -- produce more crude than all the wells in Texas or Alaska...The sands contain a form of crude oil called bitumen that's as thick as peanut butter. To remove the sand and clay to turn the bitumen into heavy crude that can flow to refineries takes a lot of energy. ...


Crude oil from bitumen sounds a lot like blood from a turnip.

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Fri, Oct 10, 2008
from London Times:
Research raises health fears over energy-saving light bulbs
Reading or working near to an energy-saving light bulb could be harmful to your health, experts have cautioned. Certain types of fluorescent light bulbs - where the shape of the coil is clearly visible - may emit ultraviolet (UV) radiation that can damage the skin, new research suggests. The Health Protection Agency (HPA) issued a "precautionary" warning that the bulbs should not be used for long periods at distances closer than 30cm (one foot) away, such as in a desk or bedside lamp. ...


Two steps forward one step back.

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Wed, Oct 8, 2008
from Union of Concerned Scientists:
Invasive Species are Costing Ohio, Report Finds
From the emerald ash borer to zebra mussels, invasive species are damaging Ohio's environment and economy, according to a new report released today by the Union of Concerned Scientists (UCS). The report says state and federal policies both need to be much stronger in order to prevent new species invasions and reduce the impact of harmful species that have already established themselves in the state.... Ohio is particularly susceptible to new species invasions because so many international products (on which insects and other pests can "hitchhike") are transported into the state on trucks and ships. The report documents existing data on federal and state spending on invasive species in the state and region, as well as on the damage done to economic activity. ...


This summer I hear them comin'...
Invading O-hi-o.


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Wed, Oct 8, 2008
from Genetic Engineering and Biotechnology News:
Bisphenol A linked to chemotherapy resistance
Exposure to bisphenol A (BPA) may reduce the effectiveness of chemotherapy treatments, say University of Cincinnati (UC) scientists. The research study, led by UC's Nira Ben-Jonathan, PhD, says that BPA -- a man-made chemical found in a number of plastic products, including drinking bottles and the lining of food cans -- actually induces a group of proteins that protect cancer cells from the toxic effects of chemotherapy. ...


Thankfully, the EPA tells us not to worry.

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Tue, Oct 7, 2008
from Milwaukee Journal Sentinel:
Chicago's electric carp barrier hits a snag
It's supposed to be the last chance to keep the Great Lakes from turning into the Great Carp Ponds, but the federal government's new electric fish barrier in the Chicago Sanitary and Ship Canal is not doing the job. The $9 million contraption designed to repel the jumbo - and jumping - Asian carp was finished nearly 2 1/2 years ago. It was conceived in a desperate attempt to stop the fish that have already infested the middle of the continent from gobbling their way up a canal that is an artificial link between the Mississippi River basin and the Great Lakes. ...


Protests staged by electric eels have prevented this from coming to fruition.

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Tue, Oct 7, 2008
from Columbian.com:
Lichens may be canaries in the coal mine
Samples were sent to a University of Minnesota laboratory for analysis of their nitrogen and sulfur content. The results set off alarms. "Lichens indicating nitrogen-enriched environments were abundant," Geiser wrote in a 2007 article published in the journal Environmental Pollution. "The atmospheric deposition levels detected likely threaten gorge ecosystems and cultural resources" such as Native American petroglyphs and pictographs rock art, she wrote. ...


We need to make those canaries shut up.

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