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What A Week It Was: Apocadocuments from
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Species Collapse:(10)
Plague/Virus:(1)
Climate Chaos:(4)
Resource Depletion: (6)
Biology Breach:(11)
Recovery:(13)
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alternative energy  ~ toxic sludge  ~ toxic water  ~ endangered list  ~ invasive species  ~ bird collapse  ~ species restoration  ~ toxic buildup  ~ smart policy  ~ marine mammals  ~ efficiency increase  



ApocaDocuments (10) for the "Species Collapse" scenario from this week
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Sun, Jun 22, 2008
from Illawara Mercury (Australia):
Eight species disappear
At least eight species of wildlife have been wiped out of the Illawarra in the past 100 years, according to a report released by the Department of Environment and Climate change.... The species the department listed as "extinct" [from the area] -- animals which could no longer be found in a given area -- were: eastern quoll, ground parrot, wompoo fruit dove, superb fruit dove, rose-crowned fruit dove, bush stone curlew, jabiru, and the magpie goose. ...


Come back, Ptilinopus magnificus, come back!

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Sun, Jun 22, 2008
from Green Bay Press Gazette (WI):
Fight against invasives remains fluid: VHS changes definition, views of battle
Dozens of dead panfish and bass seen floating on West Alaska Lake in Kewaunee County recently were not the result of viral hemorrhagic septicemia, but rather a common bacterial infection.... Instead, it was columnaris, one of the oldest known fish diseases and one that typically strikes following some type of environmental stress.... Gansberg said there are four aquatic invasives high on the local radar: Eurasian water milfoil, curly leaf pondweed, zebra mussels and VHS. ...


Betamax would have solved the VHS -- perhaps a leaf straightener would solve the pondweed?

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Sat, Jun 21, 2008
from Telegraph.co.uk:
Blue whale song is getting deeper
The haunting song of the world's biggest animal, the blue whale, is getting deeper, researchers have discovered. Underwater recordings of the giant endangered mammals have revealed that the tone of their rhythmic pulses and moans has become steadily lower as their population have slowly recovered after nearly being wiped out by whaling. Before large-scale hunting, the global blue whale population was thought to have been around 200,000 animals, but numbers fell to just a few hundred by the 1960s when a hunting ban was introduced. The population has since recovered to around 4,500 animals. ...


Apocaiku:
Perhaps the whales mourn
the hollowness of the sea:
the empty ocean.


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Thu, Jun 19, 2008
from BBC (UK):
Fulmars' dramatic decline: seabird in peril
A reduction in the size of the Scottish whitefish fleet may be linked to a fall in numbers of a seabird, a conservation charity has said. The John Muir Trust said a count of fulmars at Cape Wrath found 261 pairs on cliffs that once supported 700. The birds often feed on fish discarded by fishing boats. However, a decline in the numbers of vessels, following European restrictions on catch sizes, could be contributing to a famine. ...


Those fulmars got lazy, and now look at 'em.

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Wed, Jun 18, 2008
from Contra Costa Times:
Last of salmon trucked to San Pablo Bay
"The routes to the ocean followed by California salmon for millennia have turned into such a dangerous gauntlet that today millions of fish no longer come down the Feather, the American or the Mokelumne rivers. They migrate instead in trucks down U.S. Highways 70 and 50, Interstate 80 and State Route 12." ...


10-4 good buddy!

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Wed, Jun 18, 2008
from Times Online (UK):
Poachers kill last four wild northern white rhinos
The last four northern white rhinoceros remaining in the wild are feared to have been killed for their horns by poachers and are now believed to be extinct in the wild. Only a few are left in captivity but they are difficult to breed and the number is so low that the species is regarded as biologically unviable. ...


Dead rhinos walking.

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Tue, Jun 17, 2008
from CTV (Canada):
Supermarkets contribute to failing fisheries by selling 'Red List'
North American supermarkets can be blamed for contributing to the looming global fisheries collapse, according to a report authored by Greenpeace.... "As key players in the seafood supply chain, retailers have an important role to play in ensuring their customers only have one seafood choice: fair and sustainable products," says the report. ...


Hey, there's a market for this stuff!

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Mon, Jun 16, 2008
from Brownsville Herald (TX):
Police investigate sale of tigers in Wal-Mart parking lot
Police and federal authorities are investigating the sale of six Bengal tiger cubs in a Wal-Mart parking lot Sunday afternoon. The animals appear to have been bound for Mexico and neither the buyer nor seller had the permits needed to legally transport the endangered species across national borders, a federal agent said.... There are about 2,000 Bengal tigers living in the wild. ...


Where else can you get a tiger cub
for the low low price of $900?

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Mon, Jun 16, 2008
from ABC News (Australia):
'Cane toads with wings' heading north
Authorities say their attempt to raise public awareness about the threat of pest birds is being thwarted by a higher profile and far uglier amphibious pest... "The Indian miner is closely related to the starling. They are both in the same family and the Indian miner is probably an even more aggressive bird and it will actively compete with native species and displace them from their nesting hollows and food sources." He says cane toads have hogged the headlines for years at the expense of other destructive pests. "Cane toads are ugly and warty and people generally don't like them. Whereas birds, people have an affinity to them and they see them as charismatic animals. ...


Those swine.

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Mon, Jun 16, 2008
from Times Online (UK):
90 per cent of pandas in jeopardy after China earthquake
Nearly all of China's endangered pandas are in jeopardy after the earthquake last month devastated the remote mountain corner that is their last remaining [natural] habitat. Already boxed into these steep and thickly forested hillsides by the advance of [humans], its numbers limited by a slow rate of reproduction and with its food supply threatened by the scarcity of its favourite arrow bamboo, the panda is now facing its most severe crisis in decades. Chinese officials ... have announced that the last 1,590 pandas living in the wild face a very uncertain future after the earthquake. ...


There's under 2,000 left in the world?
My brain is quaking.

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