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ApocaDocuments (7) for the "Climate Chaos" scenario from this week
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Sun, May 18, 2008
from New York Times:
One Country's Table Scraps, Another Country's Meal
"Grocery bills are rising through the roof. Food banks are running short of donations. And food shortages are causing sporadic riots in poor countries through the world. You’d never know it if you saw what was ending up in your landfill. As it turns out, Americans waste an astounding amount of food — an estimated 27 percent of the food available for consumption, according to a government study — and it happens at the supermarket, in restaurants and cafeterias and in your very own kitchen. It works out to about a pound of food every day for every American." ...
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That's one less pound of love handles on you, buster!
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Sun, May 18, 2008
from London Times:
Zones of death are spreading in oceans due to global warming
"Marine dead zones, where fish and other sea life can suffocate from lack of oxygen, are spreading across the world’s tropical oceans, a study has warned. Researchers found that the warming of sea water through climate change is reducing its ability to carry dissolved oxygen, potentially turning swathes of the world’s oceans into marine graveyards." ...
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Good news is stocks in aqualung manufacturers is going through the roof!
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Sat, May 17, 2008
from The Earth Institute at Columbia University via ScienceDaily:
Warming Climate Is Changing Life On Global Scale, Says New Study
"A vast array of physical and biological systems across the earth are being affected by warming temperatures caused by humans, says a new analysis of information not previously assembled all in one spot. The effects on living things include earlier leafing of trees and plants over many regions; movements of species to higher latitudes and altitudes in the northern hemisphere; changes in bird migrations in Europe, North America and Australia; and shifting of the oceans' plankton and fish from cold- to warm-adapted communities." ...
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Putting the whole "duh" factor aside, this study is the Mother of All Proof that humans are causing global warming.
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Fri, May 16, 2008
from Science Daily (US):
Soils Contain Huge Amounts Of Ancient Carbon: When Does This Carbon Enter The Atmosphere?
"As the planet is warming up, this carbon is being released from the soil into the atmosphere as carbon dioxide, but there are in fact two types of carbon -- 'new' carbon, which has recently entered the soil through vegetation, and 'old' carbon, which has been locked up in the soil for years... The implications of knowing this are very important and it will enable us to determine for the first time what the consequences of changes in land use might be for climate change... As more CO2 is released from the soil, the temperature is going to increase further -- it could almost be a runaway reaction." ...
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We've been waging war on soil for a century. Guess we didn't realize we were losing.
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Wed, May 14, 2008
from Christian Science Monitor:
ON TRACK TOWARD RECORD SPRING FOR TORNADOES
Extremes in temperature throughout the vast table of the American heartland are making 2008 one of the deadliest years for US tornadoes in recent history. The supercell thunderstorms that breed twisters have occurred farther north and earlier in the year than is typical, according to some experts. But many are quick to add that this increase in severe weather is not necessarily an indication of permanent climate change. ...
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All we know for sure is we've got a feeling we aren't in Kansas anymore.
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Tue, May 13, 2008
from Rice University via ScienceDaily.com:
Hot Climate Could Shut Down Plate Tectonics
"A new study of possible links between climate and geophysics on Earth and similar planets finds that prolonged heating of the atmosphere can shut down plate tectonics and cause a planet's crust to become locked in place." ...
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We would need, like, giant tubes of K-Y, dude, if that, like, happened.
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Tue, May 13, 2008
from The Daily Mail:
Sir Paul McCartney 'furious' after his new eco-car is flown 7,000 miles from Japan
"Sir Paul McCartney was today said to be furious after his new eco-friendly car was flown 7,000 miles from Japan. The former Beatle ordered the £84,000 hybrid vehicle to be shipped to Britain but the delivery instead created a carbon footprint almost 100 times larger by arriving on a jet. The Lexus LS600H produces just 219g in carbon emissions per kilometre.... his efforts to help save the environment were frustrated by the fact that the air journey created 38,050kg of carbon dioxide instead of the 297kg for the three-week voyage by boat." ...
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Yesterday ... all his troubles were a boat away... now it seems his carbon's here to stay...
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